In the Lockeroom Summary: Are you really acting like a Christian? Characters: Two men to act as football players after a big game. ( Ricky runs into the lockeroom yelling, singing, "we are the champions" Danny is cleaning out his locker.) Ricky: Hey man, I scored the winning touchdown! Danny: (disbelieving) wow good job, and who are you? Ricky: Ricky, number 0 Danny: yeah ricky..... Ricky: 0 Danny: Gotcha. you scored? Ricky: Yeah yeah. It was on a kickoff re... return yeah. It wasn't a good kick. But I caught it, some guy came after me, but I gave him the Ricky shuffle (makes a weird move) I started at the fifteen, then suddenly I was on the fifteen....ten....five....touchdown!! (singing "we are the champions" again.) Danny: Oh! that was you? Yeah, you know that little turnaround move you did? Well, you turned around and scored in our own endzone! Ricky: no way! you guys kept saying "Ricky touchdown Ricky touchdown." Danny: No we were saying, "Ricky falldown Ricky falldown" Ricky: Oh, but I still saved the game. Danny: (puzzled) We lost! Ricky: But I still helped! Yeah at the end of the game on kick...kick...kickoff yeah we kicked the ball, and I went to get the guy that caught it. I hit him hard and he dropped the ball. He was yelling and cussing at me, man he was pretty upset. He hit me upside the head and I turned around and hit him with all my might, he hit the ground. He Was SOOOOO wimpy! Danny: Wimpy huh? Well, when he hit you was he saying, "get out of the way, you don't know what you're doing?" Ricky: Yeah that and some other choice words if you know what I mean. Danny: Well, that was an onside kick, and you hit me stupid! Ricky: oh, well you arent wimpy at all! Danny: You know what? No hard feelings. How about I take you to a party we are having at this guys house tonight. Ricky: Wait a second. I know what's going on here. You think I am a loser. Once I get to that party, your friends will probably attack me and beat me up, take my clothes and tie me to a tree so you can throw rocks at me. Danny: No no! It's not like that at all. I understand, everyone makes mistakes. I just want you to know that I don't hold it against you. Lets just go to the party, I'm sure you will have fun. Ricky: Well, i guess buddy! (slaps him on the shoulder) We can go together, have fun, i love parties! Danny: Well, listen, do you like to drink? Ricky: (excited) Do I? Of course I do. One time me and my friends went out and had like fifteen Dr Peppers. Danny: No I am talking about the hard stuff. Ricky: Oh, Well, yeah. Me and my friends can drink like twenty-five RootBeers if you give em to us! Danny: No The HARD stuff! Ricky: Oh, yeah, I get it! Yeah man, sometimes we break out the surge. Man i can only have so many of those before I am like WHOOOOO!!!!!! Danny: Well I am talking about BOOZE. Ricky: oh, (looks down, sadly) Danny: Listen, you don't have to drink. You like girls right? Ricky: yeah of course, I've met all kinds of girls at youth camps for church and stuff. Danny: (ignoring the part about church) Well, there will be plenty of girls at this party. and you know there are plenty of bedrooms and stuff that you can go up to and...well you know. Ricky: and why would I want to do that? Danny: (notices church shirt that ricky is wearing, points at it) What you aren't some kind of, Jesus freak are you? you know what, forget it, I'll go to the party by myself! Ricky: (mumbling) Man, I looked up to you. Danny: (angry) What? you think I am not good enough for you and your great Christian friends? Is that what you think? Ricky: No, but do you know what that is? (points at cross on Danny's neck) Danny: Man, just stop, I don't need you to witness to me. Don't even try. Everyone wheres these nowadays. Ricky: but do you know what it is? Do you know what it stands for? If you dont, then to you it is just two peices of wood. Either learn what it is or lose the cross. You are setting a bad example of Christians to the world. Danny: No! Ricky: Either learn what it means or lose the cross. (walks off) Danny: (towards God) God, i can't, not right now. I have too many things going on. (walks off opposite way) Ricky: (reappearing) I'll keep trying God, but I need your help. Performed by "The Skit Guys" Super Summer 1998.